:: a cook out plan ::

had a conversation wif dear EL during gym. she's gonna have a housewarming and wanted everyting to be HALAL! (sooo cleber dis fren, accomodate to us.. LOVE U lah aunty!!)

she: eh ger, u can help me cook for my housewarming?

she: if i buy all new utensils, u can cook for me? all considered halal rite?

me: ur knife, all must be new oso okie

she: ah yah yah.. i buy new one! chopping board all new!

me: eh, liddat, u need to buy soo many new tings leh. u sure okie or not? oh n the ingredients oso halal lah.. wait we go grocery shopping.

me: eh bt wait! u got ur woof woof at home! I SCARED!!

she: oit!! dis is for my NEW place lah.. not my mum's house! doggy dun have!!
me: whahahhahaa.. sorri!! wrong no.! whaha..

she: ahh so set ah!! i want mee rebus! all the works!

me: eh! mee rebus me not champion leh! if mee soto or mee bandung i
champion a bit liao..

she: ahh last yr, i eat wat ah? red red gravy?

me: dat one mee bandung lah..

she: bt dis yr, i request mee soto right?

me: ah yah lor.. so how? mee bandung or mee soto?

she: MEE SIAM!!

me: wahlau auntie! dat one not in e list leh

she: hehehe.. bt i like mee siam oso.. so how? can or not?

me: aiyah.. can lah! bt i will try at home 1st.. skali cook at ur
house not nice i PAISEH leh..

she: ahh okie okie.. SET ah!! yippeee!!

i cant imagine how it will be cooking at her new place! e other time, we went grocery shopping, she screamed when she saw the chicken head and 2 chicken eyes staring at her. kwang kwang kwang....